What if therapy didn't break the bank?
I was spending grocery money on therapy sessions. Missing appointments because of mom guilt about the cost. Living with anxiety because "professional help" felt like a luxury I couldn't afford.
My old monthly wellness budget:
Therapy (2 sessions)
$400
Crisis sessions
$200
Wellness apps
$80
Self-help books
$50
AI Hotline (unlimited)
$5
I now save $725 every month
That's $8,700 a year back in my family's budget
That's $8,700 a year back in my family's budget
Schedule Your Appointments or Call Anytime
🧾 AI HOTLINE RECEIPT
Week of Jan 14, 2025
💪 Fitness coaching (12 min)
$0.00
🧠 Therapy session (24 min)
$0.00
👨🍳 Cooking help (8 min)
$0.00
🎮 Gaming strategy (18 min)
$0.00
Monthly subscription
$5.00
TOTAL
$5.00
🧾 TRADITIONAL RECEIPT
Same week
💪 Personal trainer (2 sessions)
$240.00
🧠 Therapy sessions (3 sessions)
$600.00
👨🍳 Cooking class (1 session)
$80.00
🎮 Gaming coach (1 session)
$60.00
Subtotal
$980.00
TOTAL
$980.00
💰 You saved $975 this week with AI Hotline!
Real People, Real Situations
Sarah, 3:00 AM
Panic attack in her apartment
"I can't breathe... everything feels like it's falling apart..."
Captain Therapy: "Steady as she goes, Sarah. Let's drop anchor and breathe together. In for 4 counts with me... that's it, ye brave soul."
Captain Therapy: "Steady as she goes, Sarah. Let's drop anchor and breathe together. In for 4 counts with me... that's it, ye brave soul."
Before
Suffer alone or call crisis line with 30min wait
Now
Instant support from trained AI therapist
Mike, Morning Commute
Driving to work, needs motivation
"I hate my job. I feel stuck. Today's gonna suck."
Motivation Mike: "HOLD UP! Before you walk into that building defeated, let's flip this script. You're not stuck - you're gathering intel for your next move!"
Motivation Mike: "HOLD UP! Before you walk into that building defeated, let's flip this script. You're not stuck - you're gathering intel for your next move!"
Before
Listen to the same depressing news
Now
Personal pep talk tailored to your situation
Jessica, Home Gym
Lost motivation mid-workout
"I'm so tired... maybe I'll just skip the rest..."
Wizard Coach: "A true warrior never retreats when victory is within reach! Channel that fire magic for 3 more reps and claim your XP!"
Wizard Coach: "A true warrior never retreats when victory is within reach! Channel that fire magic for 3 more reps and claim your XP!"
Before
Quit early, feel guilty later
Now
Gaming-style motivation to push through
David, Office Bathroom
Pre-interview nerves
"Big interview in 10 minutes. I'm freaking out..."
Executive Mentor: "Perfect timing for a confidence boost. Remember: they called YOU. Here's your 60-second power prep..."
Executive Mentor: "Perfect timing for a confidence boost. Remember: they called YOU. Here's your 60-second power prep..."
Before
Panic alone or bother busy friends
Now
Professional coaching in the moment
Mom in Kitchen
Dinner party disaster
"Guests arrive in 30 minutes and I burned the main course!"
Chef Maestro: "Panic not! Check your pantry - I can save this meal. Do you have pasta and these 3 ingredients...?"
Chef Maestro: "Panic not! Check your pantry - I can save this meal. Do you have pasta and these 3 ingredients...?"
Before
Order expensive takeout, feel embarrassed
Now
Expert chef guidance for quick recovery
Alex, Can't Sleep
Racing thoughts at midnight
"My mind won't stop... tomorrow's presentation, bills, everything..."
Zen Master: "Your thoughts are like clouds - let's watch them pass. Focus on this gentle breathing technique..."
Zen Master: "Your thoughts are like clouds - let's watch them pass. Focus on this gentle breathing technique..."
Before
Scroll phone, stay awake longer
Now
Guided meditation to calm the mind
Stop Paying Therapist Prices
Real therapists: $200/session + waitlists. Personal trainers: $100/session + scheduling.
Your AI advisors: Always available, never judging.
Starter
$5
250 minutes/month
- All 20 specialist personalities
- Voice-first hotline calls
- No appointments needed
- 24/7 availability
Pro
$15
1,000 minutes/month
- All 20 specialist personalities
- Priority response times
- Conversation memory
- Premium voice quality
- Crisis mode access
Unlimited
$5
Unlimited calls
- All 20 specialist personalities
- Unlimited conversation time
- Instant responses
- Advanced personality modes
- Custom scenarios
- Priority support
Meet Your Personal Advisory Board
Each AI is trained for specific situations. Call the right expert for your moment.
🏴☠️
Captain Therapy
3AM panic attacks don't wait for business hours
🎤
Motivation Mike
When your confidence crashes before that big moment
🧙♂️
Wizard Coach
Turn boring workouts into epic adventures
💼
Executive Mentor
Career crises need instant expert guidance
👨🍳
Chef Maestro
Kitchen disasters demand immediate culinary rescue
🧘♀️
Zen Master
Racing thoughts at 2AM need gentle guidance
🌍
Lingua Master
Lost in translation? Get fluent through conversation
✈️
Journey Guide
Travel plans falling apart? Expert help in real-time
📚
Story Weaver
Bedtime meltdowns? Magical tales save the night
🎮
Game Guru
Stuck on that boss fight? Pro strategies on demand
🔮
Mystic Oracle
Life confusion needs mystical clarity and insight
😂
Roast Master
Need brutal honesty to snap out of self-pity?
🔨
Handy Helper
DIY disasters? Expert guidance prevents expensive mistakes
🎉
Party Planner Pro
Event disasters? Last-minute party salvation expert
🧠
Trivia King
Awkward silence at gatherings? Instant conversation rescue
🐕
Pet Whisperer
Pet emergencies don't wait for vet appointments
🎵
Voice Coach
Karaoke terror? Vocal confidence when you need it
🏛️
Time Keeper
Historical debates crushing your credibility? Facts on tap
💭
Dream Reader
Nightmares haunting your sleep? Decode the meaning
🕵️
Mystery Seeker
Conspiracy rabbit holes consuming your life? Guide the chaos